Friday, January 30, 2009

Local Tv Reporter Jason Derusha Just Couldn't Get Laid

He tried and he tried. (How do I know?) Sources.

And get this, all nerd boy's friends were chicks, ofcourse. You know he was trying, or atleast; dreaming.

Yes, fate had better things in mind for him: Calluses,Kleenex,and a good Catholic upbringing.

Finally, and I'm talking 22 FINALLY!!!!!!!; he manages action with his wife to be Alyssa.

Jay-D, dude, she's too good for you.

In other gossip,

Yeah the gossip on this blog has been staler than a communion wafer. You have to read the twitter account BaronVonJusta for the flava.

Who has time to blog all the time? I mean, besides a baby faced Reporter with all femal friends that made it into his twenties without planting the root.

Till next time, see you in the steam room.

Bitches.

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