Have you heard?

Look, I'm not saying . . .

I just happened to look out my window and my neighbors were up to something. Now, I'm not one to gossip. It's just that I know what I saw with my own eyes.

My eighty year old neighbor is sleeping with Brad Pitt.

I didn't get close enough to take a picture, but I'm pretty sure I saw what I saw.


Angelina, you may want to check that boy when he goes to Mn. If you know what I mean.

Don't tell anyone I told you.

Shhhhhhhhh.

It's a secret.