Monday, July 7, 2008

Spend to Victory DeRusha Style!

According to The Wealth Report - WSJ.com : Splurging Is Good for Your Health

'a study by a couple of business-school professors says splurging now makes you happier later. Even more surprising: Not splurging now gives you pangs of regret later'

It's rumored that in reponse to the article Jason DeRusha has moved to buy all of Maple Grove.

It's not clear what his plans may be, but one can only imagine he plans on burning the place to the ground and an army of JasonBots will rise out of the ashes and invade Albertville.

I can see it now, an army of journalist zombie hybrids walking the streets, microphone in hand, chanting 'Good Question' with the type of dead monotone that usually requires years of reporting to perfect.

Horrifying.

So according to the arrticle, one thing is certain, you should go out and spend your entire savings on frivolity and cheer.

No one wants to face regrets or a zombie army of DeRushaBots.

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